Flasher!

Jay put on his Mackintosh

And headed for the park,

He had a lot to do there

Before daylight turned to dark.

The first he met was Wanda,

And her he scandalised!

Though Jay was pretty sure

He saw a twinkle in her eyes!

Then along came Trudy,

Latino – what an ass!

And Jay did something awful

As she innocently passed.

Next two dear old ladies,

Two grand old New York dames,

Saw Jay perform his little dance

And crashed their Zimmer frames!

And Jay was having such a blast

This pastime was so cool!

Until he flashed a nun who

Taught nearby in Catholic school.

She grabbed it and she pulled it

And she yanked it till it broke

Now Jay’s no longer a flasher,

In fact, he’s not even a bloke!