Seven Deadly Sins - Part 1

Greed

Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

Later, sometime during college,

Georgy gave them carnal knowledge.

Envy

As I was going to St. Ives

I met a man with seven wives…

...Lucky Muslim bastard!

Lust

Mary had a little lamb,

She sued her obstetrician.

She said he should have warned her

About the mutton position.

Pride

U2 sang about it –

It comes before a fall -

A collective noun for lions -

And I … have none at all.